It's a little disturbing actually as a couple
of friends of mine, within hours of each other, heard of this
movie's existence, 'Sharknado' and both felt the need to reach
out to me and educate me. They have no intentions of
watching this movie, just wanted to let me know so I wouldn't
miss it. This makes me sad. They didn't let me
know when 'Salmon Fishing on the Yemen' came out or 'The Kite
Runner', I mean I do watch legitimate movies… but this… this
is what I am ultimately associated with. Damn.
Where to start? Somewhere off the coast of the Mexico
there are sharks in the water. A lot of them.
There are more sharks in these waters than plankton.
Next thing you know, there's a storm throwing sharks all over
the place. This isn't a good thing.
Moving along, we get to hang out at the bar of Fin (Ian
Ziering), the retired hotshot surfing legend and Fin is a
little concerned at the storm looming off the coast of his
bar. Just mere minutes ago Fin and his boy Baz (Jaason
Simmons) survived a vicious attack of sharks that ate a very
pretty surfer lady, and a bunch of other people for that
matter, but to be honest nobody really cares about those dead
people as life moves on as usual. At least until
sharks start flying into the windows of Fin's club. Now
the thing about these sharks… I'm thinking, even if I'm a
bloodthirsty man-eater, I'd be far more concerned about trying
to find a way to get my ass back in the water as opposed to
flopping around the floor of a bar and trying to eat
people. But who am I to question the motivation of
bloodthirsty man-eater?
Now Fin, his boy Baz, his finely
formed barmaid Nova (Cassie Scerbo) and bar drunk George (John
Heard?) have to make a run for it. The run they are
making is towards Fin's ex-wife's house so he can save his
daughter. After meeting the hateful April (Tara Reid)