Our story today centers around the wacky exploits of Jack (Brandon Murphy), Anthony (Phillip Marlatt), Nate (Joseph Booton) and Ross (Ramon Camacho) who represent a group of hormonally charged, sexually frustrated college freshman… as if there are any other kind of college freshman… who have no greater ambition in life than simply to engage in meaningless sexual activity with just about anyone, as often as possible. Simple enough. The name of this movie from our friends at The Asylum is MILF and from that title alone you should get a solid grip of what you are in for if you choose take on this mission. So to speak.

It doesn’t long for this movie to deliver us our first gratuitous nude scene… check that… gratuitous would indicate unnecessary and considering the type of film that this is I’m thinking every single nude scene, and boy are there a lot of them, are not only necessary but required. Anyway, Anthony has to pick up something from the house of his number one boy Jack, with Jack’s deliciously trashy mother Lori (Molinee Green) being in the residence. Note that Lori doesn’t look near old enough to be the mother of an 18 year old man, but these kids do start out early these days. Also when Anthony stumbles upon Lori about to take a shower I gotta say when we saw the woman before the shower scene she looked mighty clean already to me but we are still pleased that she took this particular moment in time to wash her ass.

So after that little piece of nonsense the movie kind of gets underway. Anthony’s mom Holly (Amy Lindsey) is recently divorced and has a jones for her sons best friend, that being Jack. Eventually nature takes its course, I suppose, and these two began having lots and lots of nasty sex behind Anthony’s back. The other two friends have discovered, I suppose, that older ladies are terminally horny and have begun engaging in sexual activity with every woman over thirty five in this mythical town. Shenanigans, zaniness, hi-jinx and wackiness shall ensue, en masse.

That’s pretty much kind of it as far as the plot is concerned as we wait for Anthony to find out Jack is doing his mom via a number of near misses, with the rest of the movie consisting of the hi-jinx connected to having sex in odd places with older women. Older women to them at least since these ladies are my contemporaries. There’s a minor sub

story about Jack meeting a girl at school closer to his age but I believe she’s like the only woman with a speaking role in this movie who keeps her clothes on so we will bypass that little sub-plot. Shenanigans, zaniness, hi-jinx and wackiness shall ensue. I think I said that already.

I was about to make a little social commentary about why we don’t have any FILF movies out there… you know… 18-year old young women having a good ol’ time with men the age of ‘Fathers I’d Like to Frolic with’ but then somebody just informed me that there are plenty of those movies out there and that these movies are called pornography. Point well taken. But back to MILF which is… well… funny. Damned funny at times. Tasteless beyond belief, but funny. I mean we could get into how the story is kind of lame and how the acting probably wasn’t the best and how some of the situations in this flick were really stupid in how they came about. For instance when our hero Jack was about to reach that special moment too soon, he jumps out bed and sticks his wee in a nearby golryhole blinding some guy in the eye. In reality I’m pretty sure most dudes would just prematurely go ahead and get that happy ending and call it a day and not jump out of bed, run around like an idiot and stick their wee’s in nearby holes in drywall… but there you go. However, we also realize this is a movie released by The Asylum featuring a number of soft-core porn actresses so while I wouldn’t have minded if I were privileged to viewing the second coming of ‘The Godfather’ my only real requirement was that I laugh and maybe see some titties. This movie took care of that. More titties than laughs admittedly but then you do have realize how many tittes when in this movie. Of course I don’t need this movie  to show me titties for me to see titties because… well… we’re not going to get into all of that.

You have to love our friends at The Asylum because they have it all covered. We all know about the Mockbusters and the chintzy monster movies such as the insta-classic Mega Piranha, but on one end of the spectrum they have the soft sex movie angle all covered with the likes of this movie here or the ‘18 Year Old Virgin’ which was also pretty funny. Then if you do a 180 from that they have their Faith Films wing which completely covers the religious angle. Crazy like a fox. Now while the wacky teen sex comedies we’ve seen from them have been kind of successful the religious movies have pretty much sucked ass. We’re looking directly at you ‘2012: Doomsday’. All I’m saying is I think we know where their souls truly lie. Don’t think for a minute that any of this will be lost on God when the time comes Mr. Asylum Man.

Hey… it made me laugh. And it made laugh in some ways that I didn’t see coming. Can’t be mad about that.