Reviewed By

Christopher Armstead
There's a scene late in this Japanese epic Space Opera 'Space Battleship Yamato' where our hero, acting captain Susumu Kodai (Takuya Kimura), walks down to his crew to tell him of his daring plan to save the day.  His crew doubts he can do this, despite his amazing fighter pilot skills.  Kodai-san raises his eyes, smiles a crooked grin and says 'Look at my hair… It's feathered, full bodied, bouncy and amazing… with hair like this… I can do anything.'  And his crew applauds because they know this to be true.  Admittedly the subtitles I was reading didn't say anything near that, but I'm almost positive that's what Kodai-san said.  Because his hair is amazing.  And 'Space Battleship Yamato' is a long, often drawn out, melodramatic opera replete with soaring strings and long inspirational speeches and gosh darn if that approach doesn't completely work for this movie.

It is the future and The Gamilons have attacked, and we were ill prepared.  They have these awesome radioactive meteorite balls they launch at our planet, and while the fleet has managed to take out quite a few, some have hit the planet, completely irradiating the surface making human life on the surface impossible.  It's just a matter of time, a year maybe, before all life on Earth ends.

But not so fast my friends!  Kodai, a former fighter ace, now a surface scavenger, has found something that looks like a map to a distant star.  The powers that be have determined that this map leads to some kind of device which can de-radioactivate the Earth and save us all, but how in the world are going to travel to this distant star light years away?

Say hello to the Space Battleship Yamato.  A state of the art war vessel complete with warp capabilities and the most awesome weapon of Mass Destruction we've seen in the Wave Cannon.  Fortunately for the Yamamoto, Kodai has chosen to come aboard for the mission.  He is the best fighter pilot ever.  But it's helmed by Captain Okita (Yamazaki Tsutomu)
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who Kodai blames for the death of his beloved older brother, so there will be conflict.  There will also be conflict between Kodai and the second best - but most adorable - fighter pilot ever, Miss Yuki Mori (Meisa Kuroki) as she is none too happy with Kodai abandoning the crew back in the day, due to his grief issues.

Now adventure is afoot.  The ship is on its mission but the Gamilons are hot on their tails.  Kodai, the hot head, will butt heads with Captain Okita every step of the way, but we know mutual respect is about to be earned.  Kodai will also have to deal with Miss Yuki and her issues with him, but we know love is just around the corner.  Also around the corner is death, destruction, melodrama, inspirational speeches, random awesomeness and the fate of the entire planet Earth. 

Director Takashi Yamazaki's 'Space Battleship Yamato', based on a classic anime of the same name, is an interesting film to examine.  For instance, this is a film that has big stars in it, at least as far as its host nation is concerned, has some spectacular special effects… and some that are a little suspect… and runs a lengthy two and half hours, but yet has a reported budget around twelve million dollars.  This would no doubt be a150 million dollar movie if it was shot over here in the United States.  And it's not like Japan is some kind of third world economy where everything is cheap, so I'm just curious about the financial gap is all.

It is the length of this movie which had me concerned starting out, as sitting around for two and half hours watching a space opera did feel a bit oppressive, but to director Yamazaki's credit, he did a fine job of pacing his movie with the spectacular action sequences mated along with the required melodrama.  For that matter, even the melodrama wasn't nearly as tedious as I thought it would be, mainly because of the quality of the actors delivering these overwrought melodramatic moments.  It also helps that these weren't melodramatic moments just for sake of melodrama as it usually led to some critical plot element, or some crazy space battle, or some kind of wild shootout.

The special effects were also pretty good.  For the most part.  All of the space battles and space explosions were about as good as anything I've seen, though I doubt a spaceship in zero gravity can turn a corner like they were doing in this movie.  But there were these series of scenes near the end that takes place on the alien planet that seemed to push the capabilities of that Athlon processor past the limits it could handle.  And these were the money shots with all of the aliens, car crashes, explosions, space shuttles and laser blasts littering the scenery.

Still, for a melodramatic space opera, I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the mission that the Space Battleship Yamato embarked on.  Well acted, well produced, often exciting, this was a sci-fi adventure I can easily get behind.
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