Reviewed by Christopher Armstead |
|||||||||||||||||||
Wesley Deeds (Tyler Perry) opens this movie ‘Good Deeds’ by narrating to us his current situation. I don’t why Wesley felt the need to do this since we’re going to find all this stuff out in short order anyway, and not that director Tyler Perry needs me to tell him what to do with his insanely successful movies, but give your audience a little credit. We’ll figure it out. Anyway, Wesley is a boring, predictable dude. In fact, he could very well be the most boring, predictable dude that has ever lived. Anytime your fiancée can say, with 100% certainty, what you are going to do and say every single day… you’re boring and predictable. If your African American fiancée finds a long blond hair in your bed… and I’ve had an African American fiancée who became my African American wife… and she’s cool with that because she knows you would never have some blond skank in your bed, then that’s an issue. I know I would still be trying to explain that blonde hair. What Wesley needs is a shakeup. A change. An uncommonly hot, sassy, disrespectful janitor to throw a wrench in the machine. That’s what he needs. Hey… would you look over there… it’s Lindsey (Thandie Newton), an uncommonly hot janitor with a cute kid in Ariel (Jordann Thompson) and a rough way to go in this life. A war widow, she’s been evicted from her joint, lost all her money because she kept her loot in the mattress of her bed… which is not very bright considering the Super just told her she’s about to be evicted… she drives a beatup mini-van, is always late picking up her kid, and if since she’s homeless and stuff, if the school finds out social services will take that kid away from her. On this fine day she’s made the acquaintance of Wesley, and his angry brother Walter (Brian White), by parking in his spot. Followed by her calling Wesley a few choice names for protesting that she parked in his spot. Lindsey is unaware that Wesley is the CEO of this company she cleans toilets for. Imagine her shock when she finds out she’s been all mouthy to her boss. Of course one still shouldn’t talk to anybody the way Lindsey talks to people, boss or not, but I guess that’s neither here nor there as far as this movie is concerned. |
|||||||||||||||||||
More pressing for Wesley is that
his business is in some trouble, his mother
Willimena (Phylicia Rashad) is always in his
ass, his brother Walter is a loutish, jealous,
angry drunk… and those are his good points… and
then there’s his fiancée Natalie (Gabrielle
Union), while arguably the hottest woman in San
Francisco, doesn’t seem all that crazy about
this impending marriage. This could be why the janitor
who’s having her kid sleep in the cleaning
supply room fascinates him so. I
guess. I’m
still wondering why she has a job to be honest
with you.
But apparently, according to Wesley, it’s
her penchant for speaking her mind that has him
so intrigued and why he’s so desperate to rescue
her. I
guess. Or
because as far as janitors go, I’m thinking it
doesn’t get much better than that, plus she’ll
be suitably appreciative of anything you do for
her. I
don’t know if that was the message or not, but
that’s kind of what I got. Or
maybe she’s a project like his mother said. Love
will flourish.
I guess. Anytime Tyler Perry makes a
movie without his foul-mouthed alter ego Madea
around, he’s always taking a chance. Madea
has a built in audience who knows what they’re
getting, this being broadly drawn characters,
slapstick Madea humor, and a narrative which
will brow beat you into submission with its
overwrought message. These Madea-free dramas
are a little different, and in regards to ‘Good
Deeds’ we appreciate not having to fiddle with
Madea, we appreciate that there is at least a
little more subtlety to the characters that
Perry has created for us and we also appreciate
that whatever message this film is delivering to
us is a little more esoteric than what we are
used to from the writer /director / producer
/star. So why did we miss Madea in this
one? That
would be because the movie is so subdued and
gray. All
the characters in this movie were depressed,
sad, and drab… particularly Wesley Deeds. Surely
something must’ve been okay in Wesley’s life
before he met the hot janitor and the cute kid. He’s
still sleeping with Gabrielle Union, he’s still
rich, he still drives a Porsche, and he still
lives in San Francisco, which I’m told is
greatest place on the planet if you have some
money, and Wes has some money. There
must be something in that mix that can bring a
man some joy.
Brian White does the best he can to liven
things up a little, playing a slight variation
of the asshole he usually plays in movies, and
while the characters aren’t as broad, they are
still one-note characters. Thandie
Newton’s Lindsey receives the benefit playing
the most complex, textured character in the
movie, and her performance was a good one
despite the fact the she and Tyler Perry have
almost no chemistry together. Still,
in regards to her character, shouldn’t the army
take better care of their war widows? I’m
just throwing that out there. The movie itself, on the whole, is firmly mediocre. It offers very few surprises, it follows a familiar predictable path, and has a plethora of solid, dependable actors playing roles they are very comfortable with. Gabrielle Union as a detached beauty, Phylicia Rashad as a stern matriarch, Brian White as an asshole of course… and they do it well. I’ve always been a fan of Tyler Perry the man, of what he’s been able to accomplish and of his success, but I’ve never been a fan of his movies. The thing is, despite what I’ve said, and of the movies of his I’ve seen and I’ve seen a few… ‘Good Deeds’ still might be his best one. |
|||||||||||||||||||