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Reviewed by Christopher Armstead |
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Longest. Movie.
Ever. Okay, not quite, but it sure seemed that way. As the only
person in the free world who hasn’t read Dan Brown’s ‘The DaVinci Code’ I think I am able to approach this
film without the weight of expectations that that those who have read novel
may be anticipating. Truth be told, the movie is bunch of talkity talk, ridiculous theories and long stretches of
resolute boredom. Just because a bunch of folks ran out and read a
book, doesn’t mean you have to make a movie about it. Danger is now afoot as Sophie
warns Dr. Langdon that his life is in peril and that ‘The
Bulldog’, Detective Fache (Jean Reno), is
convinced Langdon is her grandfather’s murderer, and he will stop at
nothing to bring him to justice. But there is a much bigger conspiracy
afoot concerning Jesus Christ, Mary Magdeline, The
Holy Grail, secret |
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You can’t argue, at least
not with me you can’t, that Tom Hanks isn’t a great actor, Ron
Howard isn’t a great director, and Audrey Tatou
doesn’t have the loveliest set of big round brown eyes in the business
today, but gosh darnit, all that talent just
didn’t make for a very engaging movie. They were trying so hard
to sell the theory of the con, that after a while I just wanted to stand up a
yell ‘I GET IT ALREADY!!!’ get on with
movie please. To further assist in us buying into the ‘con of
man’ interspersed with the dialog describing the theories further were
manufactured action shots of witch burnings, medieval battles and the like
that were obviously inserted to liven up what was quickly becoming a
dreadfully dull affair. Bud’s Second: Hype is a really funny thing, especially when it comes to movies. Sometimes, a movie studio / distribution company will have to work really hard to try to get some word-of muth buzz going about a movie. And on rare occasions, the hype comes from outside forces, and that movie will just go along for the ride. The situation with the DaVinci Code movie is exactly the latter, with the moviemakers actually coming out publicly to downplay the hype surrounding the movie before it hit the theaters. And isn't it interesting that the hype surrounding the movie is being generated largely by people who haven't seen it yet? So let's put the hype aside for a little bit, and talk about The DaVinci Code movie for what it is, a big-budget action-thriller. It's not trying to rewrite history, and it's not trying to be any sort of political / religious statement (at least that I could identify). And as an action-thriller, it is mediocre-at-best. And with all the talent behind this movie, it's actually quite disappointing. Nothing special here folks, now move along. |
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